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You are just so bored that you decide to type this into google to see what will come up. You have already typed 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p and p0lo9ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1... Can you do anything more productive? At this point, your boredom is going to become a mental disorder.

1qaz3edc5tgb7ujm9ol The peak of boredom
Person: "I don't know what to do with my life."

Person: "What should I do? Oh let me just type some random stuff on the keyboard and see what comes up."

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Schrödinger's Girlfriend

The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone

Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you

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