turkey

A country that Canada is gonna take over and rename chicken

We should rename turkey chicken, eh?

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shit demon

A demonic diety that represents all that is SHIT

Boomer is a real Shit Demon

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baboon ass

stage 2 of monkey butt when youve had too many jalapenos

i am passing monkey butt going on to baboon ass since i have ate that jar of jalapenos

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Son of a bitch

A person who you hate and the only word you can use is son of a bitch. or a word of surprise. Related to asshole

Why the fuck did you smoke all my J you son of a bitch.

Wife: Honey, I am pregnant
Man: Son of a bitch!

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Fuck It

Don't you wish there was a key on the keyboard that says "Fuck It"

Ahh I messed up on my essay 5 times. *Hit's the 'Fuck It' button*

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Pozdro

The fuckin hottest guy in the world. Best at everthing, just really cool...and hot.

"Damn did you see that Pozdro, hes like sooooo fuckin hot and cool, wow I wanna have sex with him right now!"

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shitpiss

The act of shitting that is of piss texture.

Dan go so horny that she snuck out of his basement door just to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he could find.

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