taking a nice huge shit and freezing it than you use it to pleasure yourself by using it as a dildo...
gary- hey hun i just took a shit and put it in the freezer
hillary- OMG!!!! yes now i can use it instead of you your just getting to small for me...
gary- dont be like that babe
hillary- i hope you took a nice huge shit to see how deep it can actually go...
gary- hell yeah
hillary- because you are way to small to even make it 3 inches inside of me
gary- bitch im done with you fuck you bitch
hillary- just leave the alaskan pipeline for me to use to pleasure myself
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