Destin

adj./adv.

1 to radiate wonder, mystical talent, and raw/uncensored awesomeness that may cause anything under ten pounds to spontaneously begin to levitate 2. to be so wanted by everyone, women (and even some men) begin to offer their children to you, born or unborn, as well as other meaningful objects as a symbol of their desire.

noun

1. one who can perform seemingly impossible tasks because of their unprecedented magnificence (cutting diamonds with words of pure terror, walking through doors without opening them, making everyone laugh at his joke twenty years before one has said it.)

verb

1. to channel one's presence of supernatural purity and brilliance into an impossible phenomenon 2. to do something that is so incredibly awesome that people kill themselves only so they can see it again when their life flashes before their eyes.

adj./adv.

"Boy: I have to go to my aunt's funeral tomorrow. Girl: I'm so sorry to hear that! How did she pass away? Boy: She saw Inception and it was so destinly she melted. Girl: ...Awesome..."
"That new kid is soooo funny, and he can see through trees... He's just so destin!"

noun

"So I was at the store with my two year old daughter when suddenly I just up and chucked her and my wedding ring at this guy. I didn't know what had come over me. Only when he turned around and safely caught her and the ring with his words of justice did I realize... He was a complete destin."
"I used to hate it when Jack would pick on me, but then I became friends with a destin, now whenever he comes near us, we make him lose another job ten years in the future. He doesn't even know yet."

verb

"Witness: You just destined that bank robber... Can I kill myself so I can see it again? Modest Hero chuckles lightly: Yes. If you must."

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