Joanne

A person who you at a bar and was like can I have your number and you were like yeah sure and then you hung out and she was sweet and nice and you told her about your whole life including that one time you ate a slug and then she marries you and asks for your credit card stuff and you say now and she says what about kids and you're like here's my social security let's have kids then she runs away with your kids and credit card info and your social security.

You are such a Joanne.

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i saw someone

WHen you see someone and they're like hi and you're like hi and then you get together and eat together and have fun together and then kill.

I saw someone in my sleep.

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Sliuew

When the people internalize the spirit of the pumkin who lives near their houses it's true.

THe people sliuewed in pity as the angry monkuy doll stared at the ded bodies.