underwear

1. The thing you wear under your clothes
2. To understand something
3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

1. Why is your underwear all over the floor?
2. I don't underwear what you're saying.
3. My boyfriend and I made out by the food table then we went for it and underweared eachother.

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Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter with very creepy yet addicting songs.

Person 1: do you listen to Melanie Martinez?
Person 2: Is syrup still syrup in a sippy cup? Hell yeah

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halloween

1. for kids, its a day to dress up in scary costumes and go trick-or-treating
2. for teens, its a day to dress up in slutty costumes and throw huge parties

In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

hangover sunglasses

sunglasses you wear when you're really hungover

Sally got so wasted last night. She showed up to school today wearing hangover sunglasses.

godmotherfuckingdamnit

like goddamnit but up a level
used to express extreme frustration with someone/something

godmotherfuckingdamnit i hate this phone