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NewYork Happymeal

NY Happy meal is a rat either alive or dead in your food.

Yooooo… I was looking forward to my leftovers but it came with a NewYork happymeal. Big ass rat wasn’t even phased

by Factus deletus August 10, 2021


Slop waffle

Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.

2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”

Life is good.

by Factus deletus June 7, 2021


Nashville IPA

Nashville IPA is a special blend of beer and alcohol with “mystery “ liquids, if you have ever walked Broadway and noticed that there is puddles of mystery liquid on the street, but it hasn’t rained in days. That’s Nashville IPA. It’s a mix of alcohol, piss and vomit from all the out of state townies who visit Broadway, get shitfaced and roam the streets that smell like piss, they face plant, vomit or pee on the floor and it collects in puddles.

Hey I don’t recommend you wear flip flops or crocs when in broad way, you’ll step in some Nashville IPA

by Factus deletus June 11, 2022


AIDS Nebulizer

A term used by the late Norm Macdonald To describe gay oral sex

Lil nas X on that AIDS Nebulizer

by Factus deletus September 17, 2021


Annoyed teenager

An Instagram account where there in an air of uncertainly. You don’t know know if the content is satire, or really that idiotic.

If you air on the opinion that the content is satire, the content is absolutely golden, the levels of ironic idiocy are tasteful yet simple, The suple lack of forethought and basic reasoning skills are delightful and invigorating. The arrogance, pristine, self delusion; fantastic!

However, If you take this account for face value, we take a turn for the dark.

A great many questions arise

Is this shit for real? Is so…
Is this the product of our public schools, shitty parenting perhaps?

Maybe both? Is this the result of social media Narcissism? Delusions of grandeur perhaps?
Never has the The Dunning-Kruger effect been applicable.

Regardless of who ever cursed this world giving this creature life, one must ask yourself, can stupidity be so large that is has a center of mass with it’s own gravitational pull? Where is the tylenol?

Phone call *points finger at annoyed teenager*
“There she is thanos, right there*

by Factus deletus July 7, 2021

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Censorshit

YouTube
Twitter

Get used to this censorshit it’s not going away.

Dictators do the censoring btw.

by Factus deletus February 26, 2021