soudan

A country. But sometimes a very sexy, handsome, mildly short dude. He also has a thick, lengthy peepee, as described by all the mothers and hoes he fucks. However, when Soudan wants, he can settle down and treat his woman like a queen (Nada).

Girl 01: Hey, are you sure he’s a good guy?
Girl 02: Girl, I’m telling you he’s a Soudan!
Girl 01: Fuck I wish I had a Soudan!
Girl 03: Ana ayza atnak!
Girl 04: I love Soudan!

Meezman

The Meezman is an Egyptian superhero that serves no one but his mistress Ceelo. The Meezman has been around for decades, kind of like Super-Man, but unlike Super-Man, Meezman did not come from Kryptone, but rather from Domiat. The Meezman's super-powers include seducing men, flying really fucking fast, invisibility but only if he's naked, and super-strength and speed. The Meezman's only weakness is high-pitched noise. It is said that the Meezman is yet to meet his rival, High-Pitch-S-Woman. But even when he meets her, he will destroy her. Meezman!

Look! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's the Meezman coming to save this bitch from dying!