Missing link

That second dump of the day which should’ve been your first dump yesterday.

“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

Dwargy

Term describing group sex between dwarves

Tiny tim and the boys are hosting another Dwargy this weekend, wanna go?