World Domination in 60 Days

An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction.

See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.

Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.

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Bingo Tunnel

Entrance located in Florida. Lures unsuspecting old people into its depths with the promise of Bingo, only to lead them on a magical adventure to Oscar Wilde Island, the maker of all zombies in the world, ruled by Herpes The God of Fornication and Menial Tasks. See also: Haiti

"Because when you're dead, you're not really dead yet. You have a magical adventure ahead of you, living in harmony under the sea."

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Crazy Vision

A direct result of using the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad. When Heating Pad is placed on head, it subtly fries the brain, thus creating hallucinations, which is called "Crazy Vision"

"WooohohohohoHHhoooo... OwwoOWOw,... I gOts the CRAzy VIsioN!! ArgGRgGHJ! mY brAINSSSssss...."

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Lava Crane Gun

An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.

1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.

"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"
"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!
"The motherfucking SKY!"

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Drag Beard

1. See: Skirt Boy
2. Ugly.
3. A male who dresses in women's clothes who has a thick beard.

"I totally thought that was a chick, and then it turned around, and OMG it was Drag Beard!!!11!!"

Also see: opposite of cool.

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Ball people

Someone who is so obsese they appear to be a giant ball with legs.

"I would not want to sit next to the ball people in the cafeteria"

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Zombie Ice Cream

See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla

More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!

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