Crazy Vision

A direct result of using the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad. When Heating Pad is placed on head, it subtly fries the brain, thus creating hallucinations, which is called "Crazy Vision"

"WooohohohohoHHhoooo... OwwoOWOw,... I gOts the CRAzy VIsioN!! ArgGRgGHJ! mY brAINSSSssss...."

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Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.

"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"

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whitesnake

I'm guilty of love...

...in the first degree.

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Velvet Fist

Like Iron Fist, but gay version of. Coined by evil dictator Libernazi.

"That fag rules with a velvet fist!"

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Zombie Army Under The Sea

While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.

"Blub, blub, blub, brains, blub."

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-or

can be added to any name to imply greatness

jessor, gregor, danor, faggor, etc. . .

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Cyber Gothy

1. A ridiculous "Goth" individual.
2. A moron.
3. Someone who has no idea what Goth actually is.
4. Someone who is not in the scene to be seen.

I will become complete cyber gothy.

see: Jenni

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