Fun disease

1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.

1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!

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Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.

"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"

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Zombie Army Under The Sea

While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.

"Blub, blub, blub, brains, blub."

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Velvet Fist

Like Iron Fist, but gay version of. Coined by evil dictator Libernazi.

"That fag rules with a velvet fist!"

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-or

can be added to any name to imply greatness

jessor, gregor, danor, faggor, etc. . .

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Cyber Gothy

1. A ridiculous "Goth" individual.
2. A moron.
3. Someone who has no idea what Goth actually is.
4. Someone who is not in the scene to be seen.

I will become complete cyber gothy.

see: Jenni

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boozeahol

alcoholic beverage

i had way to much boozeahol last night, i'm hungover

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