Zombie Army Under The Sea

While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.

"Blub, blub, blub, brains, blub."

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boozeahol

alcoholic beverage

i had way to much boozeahol last night, i'm hungover

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Rock Lock

By making the "rock" (see: rawk) hand signal, and screaming out "ROCK LOCK!!!111!!!!", one intertwines the opposite fingers and binds them with the other really fuckin' cool person's hand.

"ROCK LOCK!!!!111!!!!!11!"

It is the time for rock.

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Trojan Staircase

A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.

Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"

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Oscar Wilde Island

A terribly witty island. Formerly Haiti, maker of all the world's zombies. Exports include zombies which are sent under the ocean to Fascist Dictatorship Island. The End.

"I'm threatening you with my army of the undead!"

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Salad Shooter Time Machine

Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.

"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."

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whitesnake

I'm guilty of love...

...in the first degree.

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