SteadmanBot

A 200 foot mechanical Steadman (Oprah's boyfriend) used to calm down the OprahBot when device malfuctions.

"Mooshie-mooshie! Don't worry baby, I still love ya."

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tonight

The best word you could ever add to a metal song.

In the NIGHT! TONIGHT!

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skirt boy

1. A guy who comes to the club wearing a skirt.
2. One of the male nature who wears a skirt all the time.
3. Ugly dude with a red beard who enjoys looking lame in girl's clothing.

"Skirt boy is ugly... The End."

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Zombie Answering Machine

See: Zombie Vibrator

"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"

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Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision

"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"

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dragma

1. Drag grandma
2. My arch nemesis.
3. Old man in drag.

"Grandma looked like a whore... no, wait... she looked like a Dragma."

"Dude, I just watched Dragma puke all over the sink in the girl's washroom!"

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