Google Score

The number of results that is returned when searching a name on Google. Often used to show how active a person is on the internet, usually Facebook.

John Smith: Hey, my Google Score is 86,000,000! I'm super cool/ I use Facebook way too often!

Chair Rape

When someone puts their foot on the bar on the bottom of your chair. Commonly accepted, though not appreciated. Everyone likes to do it, but not receive it.

Guy 1: "Get your foot off!"
Guy 2: "No, it's super comfy!"
Guy 1: "CHAIR RAPE!!!1"
Guy 2: "Chillax, at least we don't have any real problems..."

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