Cunt

What it Literally Means: "Vagina" (an offensive term for vagina!)

Slang Meaning: The rudest way to bad mouth a guy or girl, even worst than saying "fuck you", "cock-sucker" and etc.

Australian slang:

1. A "dickhead".

2. Or else it means "this guy/dude" in a happy/positive manner, but may be taken as an offence by the mid/elder generation, people that don't like course language or foul mouthed jokes in general.

So it is usually said to friends that you know very well and are okay with dirty/foul mouthed humor, but may be taken as seriously offensive from strangers.

So it's to only say to people amongst young generations that you know very well!
However if you don't know them well or else strangers and you say to them cunt and they still remain peaceful, it's either that they know your joking/humorous, their difficult to offend or else their just ignoring your foul mouthed/rude/provocative behaviour (they don't want to reply/fight back).

3. A very rude and obscene way of saying "mate/buddy/pal.

Universal slang: Very offensive, a capital coarse language and the rudest thing you can say to someone!
Besides women take more offense than men if said to or heard out aloud or in public!

Universal example: I hate this fuckin idiot, I wanna kill him, he's a cunt!

Universal example 2: Did you just call me an asshole and then say stuff about my mom? Oh yeah well your a cunt!

Reply: Wtf, did you just call me??

(Bang, bang a FIGHT!).

Australian slang: Josho you cunt, sup bro, wanna go party or some shit tonight? (Friend to Friend).

Australian slang 2: Look at this cunt there, he's got a sick car (a cool car). (Meaning this dude has a nice car).

Australian slang 3: Look at this cunt, I like his hair.

Reply: I've gotta a name!

Reply 2: sorry dude.

(He was trying to say look at this guy/dude I like his hair, but the stranger took offense because he doesn't know him).

Australian slang 4:

Ryan: Right the airport is just on your left.

Matt: You gonna miss me?

Ryan: Yeah cunt.

(Meaning "yeah mate/buddy/pal").

Australian slang 5:

Mitch: Sup cunt :)

Stranger: Wtf!?

Mitch: Relax, I'm just saying "hello", btw why your offended in Australia it's a happy way of speech?

Stranger: Yeah I know, but do I know ya??

Mitch: No, sorry :)

Stranger: Yeah, than fuck off!!

Real meaning example:

Doctor: Kylie can I please see your cunt?

Kylie: Hahahah. I think you mean vagina. Don't say that word again you could of got yourself in trouble or else a fight.
Yeah if I wasn't nice enough, I could've slapped you across the face.

Doctor: Sorry :).

Fast And The Furious

A hyperactive/high person on coffee/chocolate/chocolate milk/alcohol/drugs with a furious libido/sex drive.

Person: Settle down, man how many chocolates or drinks have you had. You seem "Fast"! So hyperactive that I can't keep up with!

Hyperactive person: Yeah I feel "Fast".

Person: Furious as well?

Hyperactive person: What do you mean?

Person: How high is your libido, right now?

Hyperactive person: Very high.

Person: well there you go, your "furious", "Fast and The Furious".

Phone captain

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.

Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.

George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?

Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".

George: What's a phone captain?

Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!