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Weapon used against killer rabbits.

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: reading And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu--
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Brother Maynard: Amen.

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Female Reproductive System

Looks like a male goat's head. I believe male goats are called rams.

My baby was not, in fact, born out of a vagina, but out of the mouth of a ram.

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Rex

Rex is an alcoholic with schizophrenia, who lives in a mechanically disturbed environment, and who enjoys the occaisonal suicide attempt.

I am Rex's imaginary friend.

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Fairy Sack

Made of sheer material, under which fairies wear body suits and tights; literally fits like a sack.

Fairies in fairy sacks turn you on.

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