Michael

He is a crazy human being who has a very exotic personality.He hates bullshit with a burning passion and is like literally the most funniest goat to be around.His amazing humour covers up his enormous nose and forehead that his for some reason insercure about.He has depression and is a very good therapist.Even when people are dry and arent funny for shit he will still laugh just to make them feel special for 10 seconds.Michael is such an anime fan and will kill anyone who disrespects its name.Anyway if your ever lucky to find a michael, make sure your not a thot or you wont stand a chance with being friends with him.ALSOOOO his laugh gives everyone light even in dark times.

"I need to laugh"Said thotty sally.
"Call Michael"Said thotty bitch.
"Hmm okay i need some anti-thot spray so lets call faith as well"thotty sally replies
"Yeah yeah" she says looking at her shitty phone.

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