Fake Man

A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men

Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!

No u

the ultimate come back to the infamous "ur mom gay"

James: hey Noah guess what?
Noah: what?
James: ur mom gay.
Noah: no u
James : *disintegrates*

dog fo odlid

spell it backwards

Billy: hey jane spell dog fo odlid backward
Ganice: i am most aroused by dog food lid when inverted
Billy: *gets laid*