swoly bible

The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.

Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.

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Mom Complex

Excessive love for one's mother, often past the point of ordinary mother and son relation. Often used as a tease/insult for a person who's overly protective of mother, and is shortened as mom con or mom-con.

John: Yo that kid Kenny seriously kisses pictures of his mom every morning when he wakes up. I've even heard that he baby talks to her whenever they speak to each other.
Gideon: What the hell... sounds like a serious mama's boy.
John: No way at that point its just a severe mom complex.

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