Clint Saum

1. Usually a person who plays guitar.
2. Thinks they are good when they are actually really bad.
3. Likes to jam alot.
4. Usually has nobody to jam with.
5. Sometimes participates in anal sex orgys with other men.
6. Often at times has been seen at youth get togethers.
7. If seen please contact local police.

Clint Saum: A scene kid who dresses like hes gothic, while he takes it up the ass by satan.

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Weavi Membrane

It is a small membrane located on the back of your neck, that enables you to breath underwater. This membrane is extremely rare. Only about 1 in 6 billion people have it. Scientist were amazed that they found the one person who had this membrane. This person has been asked to stay anonymous. If you think you might have this membrane, go and tell your doctor.

So yea...ummm, last night when I was taking a bath, something incredible happened. I slid down in the tub, to where my entire body was submerged, and I noticed that I could breath underwater. I went to my doctor the next day, and he told me I had the Weavi Membrane on the back of my neck. It allowed me to take the oxygen out of the water, just like a fish. It's quite incredible!

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