Pterrocylcamalgnomiatiosis

Pterocylcamalgnomiatiosis is a degenerative disease known for making it's victims resemble Pterosaurs (giant flying dinosaurs) except patients are unable to fly and end up dying if not being watched closely

Pronounced: Tero-sill-com-mal-no-mia-tee-oh-sis

Man 1: Bro my girl just got Pterrocylcamalgnomiatiosis
Man 2: damn bro that's a mouthful

Amighomiends

this is what you get when you combine "Amigos + Homies + Friends" but has the same meaning.
Ah-Mi-Go-Mi-Ends

Friend 1: Wassup bro, you hear about the *insert whatever group of living beings here*?
Friend 2: They're like the Three Musketeers, the Three Amigos, the Three Amighomiends, they are the best of friends

Texas Style

Its is big, loud, totally outrageous, gargantious, over-the-top, and quite literally, F U C K E D.

John: I'm tryna fuck y'all when I get back.
John: Texas Style.

Lamp Lash

when you beat someone with a lamp that has a bendable neck, this is what they get.

My mom was so pissed last night, she beat me with a lamp and gave me Lamp Lash.