Jimmy Fallon

1. (verb) To perform an action prematurely, such as when Jimmy Fallon would laugh before the punchline, ruining many an SNL sketch.

2. (noun) Possibly the biggest, most inept cocksucker to ever come out of Saturday Night Live. Everyone who loved him has shunned him Amish Style. Commonly referred to as "The Man who somehow made a living with no actual talent", this fuckstick somehow convinced some dumb fuck of an executive to give him a fucking show. If you even so much as giggle at one of his attempts at humor, you have no soul.

Before the chick had a chance to pull it out, I Jimmy Falloned all over the inside of my pants.

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