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Wegmaniacs

Fans of the Wegman stores in the New York and Mid-Atlantic region who are obsessed with shopping only at Wegmans. They are referred to as Wegmaniacs.

Rhett: Hey, let's go to Trader Joe's?
Link: No! I dropped a dozen eggs at Trader Joe's once and I can never go back. Wegmans is the only place I will shop because I never dropped anything there!
Stevie: Link, People who will only shop at Wegmans are called Wegmaniacs.

by False Aorta July 17, 2023


Lake Arrowhead

In the mountains within the San Bernardino National Forest in Southern California. Near many residential communities, which include Cedar Glen, Blue Jay, Rimforest, Skyforest, and Agua Fria. Lake Arrowhead is a man made lake. It has a surface area of approximately 780 acres. A weekend getaway 2 hours from Los Angeles.

Seen in the films such as "Space Jam" "The Hand" "The Parent Trap" "It's a Mad Mad Mad World" "Giant" and "Magnificent Obsession".

Dude A: It is supposed to be sunny and warm this weekend. Where should we go?

Chic B: We could water ski at Lake Arrowhead and look for rattlesnakes.

by False Aorta February 13, 2010

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fitbasturbate

Using a fitbit to track how many strokes you use while masturbating until you cum.

Archer: I used my fitbit to masturbate last night so I could see how many strokes I used till I shot my load.
Castor: How many strokes?
Archer: I fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!

by False Aorta August 7, 2015

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Uncle Tupelo

Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.

Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.

by False Aorta January 18, 2015


Yawning in 3D

The act of vomiting, Barfing, Yawning in Technicolor, up-chuck, driving the porcelin bus, spew and throwing up.

Dude A: What happended to Quinn?

Dudette B: He ate raw chicken and drank a litre of Bushmills. Then he started yawning in 3D all over my new Chucks.

by False Aorta February 14, 2010

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