Town Drunk

White collared individuals who frequently attend happy hours, socialize with friends and get drunk during the week while never missing a day of work. Town drunks can often be seen doing the Irish Commute home from happy hour.

Karen our friends in the city are a bunch of town drunks, they are at happy hour again!

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irish commute

Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.

Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."

Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."

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