STS

Shoot the shit

Would you rather do this activity or STS?

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premature eclutchulation

When a motorcycle rider releases the clutch too quickly and stalls the bike.

Everybody’s blowing their horns at that guy with premature eclutchulation. He’s fucking holding up traffic!

TNT

Tossin' And Turnin'

Hey man, you look awful. Everything okay?

No-I feel horrible. I was up all night TNT.

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LAL

Live And Learn

From my experience, it’s better to be safe than sorry, but LAL.

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Switzerland

Switzerland is neutral like Wednesdays - the week is half over and only half to go until the weekend

A: Hey bro! Happy Switzerland!
B: What? Why Switzerland?
A: Because Wednesdays are neutral - it's not the beginning of the week and the week is half over!

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PDF

Please Don't Forget!

The rent is due tomorrow. PDF!

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KMP

Keep Me Posted

Person 1: Not sure if I’ll be able to get to that job today.

Person 2: Okay-KMP

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