keener

an individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party their ass off

Jimmy: "Hey Mr. Ratfly, i have the highest GPA in the school, how can you decline my offer for the Chemistry Club?"

Teacher: "Plain and simple, Jimmy. You can elude yourself with your supposed academic skills but we all know you're a keener."

Jimmy: "Aah, whatever. I was just gonna throw your lab books and test tube racks into a fire anyway.."

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