beejer

comes from beejay, which comes from b.j., which comes from blowjob.
hint: Girls have been found to believe that a beejer is another word for a bagel (I've done it). warning: end results can range from wonderful, to comical, to horrible.

R: "Hey Sarah, can I have a beejer?"
S: "What's a beejer?"
R: "oh...uhh... that's another word for a bagel, everyone's using it these days..."
S: "Oh, well sure, come to my room later for a beejer."
R: "sweeeet."

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don't tease me

pronounced: (with length) Dooon't teeease me.
An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.

Tom: "Hey Ryan, do you want this last piece of pizza?"
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."

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