Bankrumpcy

A person suffering from bankrumpcy has lost their rump. These people exhibit the flattest asses on the planet. People who are bankrumpt are not usually aware of their condition.

"Man....look at that girl Emily trying to twerk. That hoe is bankrumpt!"

"I knew I'd lose all this weight on my juice cleanse but I didn't know it would make me file for bankrumpcy."

Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.

“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
“Depends on that Ranch Rate!”