Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-three.
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When a girls showing camel-toe in cold weather.
The inevitable clash of the evening chill and the tight pants evoked the shivering-toe, much to the delight of onlookers
damn itâs freezing tonight, I canât believe she worse those pants tonight, that âtoeâ must be shivering!
I bet her camel-toe didnât expect it to be this cold tonight, sheâs got a shivering-toe!
The act of sodomizing someone with the specific intent of traumatizing them.
Traudomy is one of the world's best revenge methods.
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To violently slap someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.
When I was a baby, my mother would bagfog me when she was upset.
To sodomize someone with the specific intent of traumatizing them.
Did you see the way that guy looked at me? I think I'll have to traudomize him later.
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The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.
Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.
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The act of violently slapping someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.
I like girls with large breasts, unless I'm getting bagfogged by them.