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An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesnât resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.
I saw Kateâs stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughterâs platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.
A small exurb of Omaha, NE, flourishing with new money and Republican politics. What was once a middle-class, unincorporated outlier of Omaha, Elkhorn has grown into a hot spot for upper-middle class suburbanites who have a taste for bougie aesthetics and an opposition to any COVID-19 mask mandates and safety measures.
Damn, I was in Elkhorn the other day and saw Lindenâs mom filling her Range Rover with gas while she had her bedazzled COVID-19 mask hanging below her nose.
A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the palate of a sewer rat.
We went on a date to Red Lobster Friday night and ate 3 baskets of cheddar biscuits and an appetizer of calamari.
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