Mullet

The ideal haircut for a man/woman who is short on change...

Joe walks into the barbershop:

Joe: "How much for a full haircut?"

Barber: "$15 dollars for the whole head..."

Joe: "Well I only have $10, start at the front and give me my moneys worth..."

Result: Mullet

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funywoff

said as a dismisal
means: "anyway, FUCKOFF!"

when your finished talking to someone instead of saying:
"soooooo, i'm going to go this way now and you can do what you want... might cya tomorrow"
you say:
"funywoff"
And walk away knowing you ended the situation in the best way posible...

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