Joe

The biggest fucking unit known to man. Not to be mistaken with Joe Mama, Joe is always up for a scrap, often intimidating and threatening passerby’s to see who is willing to take him on.

“Dude, I almost got in a fight with Joe last night”
“Be careful, dude, Joe is a fucking unit and could take a little twink like you down in less than a second bro.”
“Bro thanks for the advice bro”
“No problem bro, you know I love you”
“Bro...”

alliiiiiiit

How scouse people say ‘alright’. Normally used as a greeting to a friend or acquaintance.

“alliiiiiiit mate how you been like”