Someone who performs the act of a "Felcher" or "Felcherer" - but through a straw.
They felched that chick, but with a straw!
That's a SKURGLER! Lol
When a guy terms a girl younger than 18, or more so (underaged) 16 or under as a "LAYBY" or "LAY-BY" - what he means is she looks like a girl he'd put on "layby" until she was legal to engage in sexual activities with.
It has a strongly paedophilic feel to it because what he is Really saying is :
"I'd fuck her now - if it were legal, or - i could 'get away with' doing it"
Thanks Diesel for this particularly revolting terminology that You personally started..
A truly disturbing & disgusting term when you really think about it. Ugh!
That girl there, she's on LAYBY for now..
I had to LAY-BY her due to the Law...
Ewwwwwwwwwww! Ugh!! Fkn GROSS!!!
When she (generally a 'Mandy' or'Mandi') "does" you So Good - she leaves you feeling pretty much handicapped.
He got so MANDICAPT by that Mandy girl, he was "FantaPantsd" by her!
Go with that FantaPants girl & you'll end up MANDICAPT bro! Lol
When a (Mandy) girl does you So Good, So Crazy, So Wild, So Well - your hooked.
When you're FANTAPANTSD you are often left feeling quite "Mandicapt"
He got FANTAPANTSD so wicked by that (Mandy) girl, he's all Mandicapt now! Ha ha ha!
When a person is Very easily distracted continuously, generally one who is under the influence of drugs, more commonly under the influence of meth.
He was so "cracked-out" (high) he kept getting sidekract by everything!
An independent sole trader of a franchise for CUNT industries.
An intelligent & creative individual who has brilliant & unique business ideas.
An industry run by a Sumala individual will always be independent, original, spirited, brilliant designs for new styles.
The Sumala of the industries is infallibly one all who meet them instantly admire & aspire to be like, or at least a part of their life style in one way or another.
Never underestimate a Sumala, they are extremely intelligent, highly motivated, infinitely interesting and desirably exciting.
That Sumala, her CUNT Industry is amazing and so profitable and full of endless potential.
I hope i can be a part of that Sumala Industries - its got great potential for profitability.
When some(CUNT)one assumes the authority to take something precious to you away, with or without your knowledge.