Fap Patrol

A person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you're masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of "FAP PATROL!!"

Can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.

Bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.

(Joe is on his bed fapping to a porno mag)
(Bob bursts into the room)
Bob: "FAP PATROL!!!"
Joe: "WTF you gaywad!!"

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