Cat

Were and still are gods. They can see ghosts, and a very much capable of
DESTROYING the human race. But they don't because most people love cats.

Also see: pussy, pussycat, kitty, kitten.

This is my cat, Bumbles. He's such a floofball!

I hope

Can be used in curses or blessings. Mostly curses.
Person 2 said they like pineapple pizza. Lets check on them down there.

1- "I hope you stub your toe and then step on a lego every day at random times."
2- "I hope both sides of your pillow are hot."

Subscribe

(Suhb-skir-ibe)
Something you should do.
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Youtuber: "BUT BEFORE WE GET INTO IT, MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!"
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Mug

1 -This thing in my hand.
2 -YOU CAN'T STEAL MY MUG!

1- "This is a great urban dictionary mug."
2- "I'm mugging you of that mug!
1- "NOOOOO!"

Urban Dictionary Mug

(Urh-bhan Dik-shinn-air-e Muhg)
What I might be sipping this from, lest I'm just reading this article.

Buy your Uncle Dave an Urban Dictionary Mug mug!

Kerbal Space Program

(kerh-ball sphace prho-ghr-ham)
"The greatest space disaster simulator to ever hit virtual store shelves." -Martincitopants
It's true, it's better than the sequel.
FOR NOW.
Stop bashing KSP2, be patient.

1- "Bro I just bought Kerbal Space Program!"
2- "Yooo! Make sure install some mods for auto strut tho."

Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.

Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-