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1. n. The hokey vocabulary one forms by reading too much Urban Dictionary.
2. n. (also hocabulary) The way an urban female speaks.
Man, I can't understand a word of my kid's hokabulary. I'm cutting off his internet!
Cynicism brought on by the proliferation of digitally altered photographs. This causes the victim to doubt the authenticity of any impressive picture he / she sees.
The nature pictures Kirk's aunt Deann e-mailed to him were cool, but his fauxtophobia wouldn't subside enough for him to truly appreciate the beauty of the toad with a lion's body.
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1. n. The utter indignation displayed by a less than choosy woman when her promiscuity is publicly discussed.
2. n. Pure bitchyness
Her skangst was obvious when she heard Scott tell Bruce he should see her about his abstinence problem.
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To strip a man of his main vein either literally, or more usually, figuratively.
You know, Linda really evasculated James last night when he tried not to pay for her dinner.
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A group of people in front of you; either in traffic or in a check out line; who are either morons or in a conspiracy to slow you down as much as possible.
Sorry I was late, boss. I hit a high doltage line on the way in to work. I swear they set up a rolling roadblock.
The feeling one gets, including rumbling stomach, salivation, and elation; when a waitperson approaches ones table with just the right number of plates. Followed by the severe disappointment as they walk past to another table.
I thought for sure that food was for us! Now I'm hungry, and suffering gastroanticipointment!
The sucker who is always the guy or girl who gets voluntold to participate in the worst projects or activities. Usually the "new guy".
Boss: Ummm, yeah, I'm gonna need somebody to come in late on Friday for those TPS reports. Any volunteers?
<silence>
Boss: Ummm, yeah, Sandy? Why don't you go ahead and do that, then.
Fred: Poor Sandy, she's still the group's nominatrix after three years on the job.
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