Wogad

A niche 19th century device used by farmers to increase the speed at which they harvested carrots. The device was akin to a forceps angled downwards with rigid prongs on its end to grip the vegetable for extraction.

The farmer used their wogad to more effectively harvest his carrots.

Goofy Glizzard

A derogatory term used to insult bigots by causing confusion and bewilderment in their feeble mind.

Matt: “I sure do have a strong dislike for the homosexuals.”

Maria: “Haha Matt, you’re one goofy glizzard.”
Matt: “What?”

Maria: “I’ve never seen a glizzard goof as hard as you just did!”