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When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.
Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!
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A frotato is a freaky looking potato. The frotato is most commonly mistaken for a potato , a frotato is a genetically worse version of a potato that can be used in many ways aside from cooking.
Spouse A: Can you hand me that nasty looking potato so I can cook it?
Spouse B: That's not a potato, that's a frotato, go ahead and throw it at somebody rather than cook it!
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When your Wednesday goes from being normal to being completely freak nasty. Also when everything in your Wednesday turns crazy and you don't know whats going to happen next.
Spouse A: Today seems like such a Watermelon Wednesday.
Spouse B: I know right, things are starting to get freak nasty, I dont know what's going to happen next.
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When a non-Mexican / white person discovers he/she's a mexican. He/She doesn't know if he should live the lifestyle of his own culture or the culture of a Mexican. After a ton of decision making he/she decides to combine both cultures and become a Sorta-Rican.
Spouse A: Wow! I just discovered I'm Mexican! What should I do with my life?
Spouse B: You should combine cultures and become a Sorta-Rican!
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A cross between a unicorn and a pegasus that has magic abilities and the power to fly. Most commonly seen in the hit tv show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Person A: I was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic last night! What was that creature that looked like a Unicorn but also like a Pegasus?
Person B: I was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic too! That creature was a Unipegacornasus , its half unicorn and half pegasus
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The common Chinese or Asian pronunciation for the English word "attack".
Chinese Man - Atrack! Atrack!
Grammar Nazi - I think you mean "attack".
Chinese Man - Yes, thats what i said, atrack!
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