Child Arsonist

One who commits the act of Child Arson

for example of Child Arsonist, see Child Arson

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Mancancer

A serious disease, held by any citizen of the city of Manchester in jolly old England, which causes the pronunciation of words from the English language to be terribly butchered in pronunciation. The resulting speech is almost unbearable to the ears on non-mancurians

Todd: Nicola and Kate have Mancancer

Darwyn: What type of cancer is that?

Todd: The type that you are born with if you live in Manchester. It hurts my ears.

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Waterbomb

The smoothest drink around.

-1 ounce of H2O which is then dropped into a half glass of water. The resulting combination is then slammed back leaving the drinker incredibly refreshed.

Jerry: I love Jagerbombs!

Peter: Eff that, you ever tried a Waterbomb!?!

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Child Arson

The illegal act of setting fire to kids.

Rob: I heard that he's a convicted child arsonist.

Eddie: What is that?

Rob: He burns kids!

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Membrane Picker

Someone who tediously picks off all the white stuff off of oranges before eating them.

Shan would you just eat the fucking orange! stop being such a membrane picker.

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Dramahol

What a dramaholic is addicted to

Shan: "Oooh The Hills is on tonight!"

Lisa: "I really need to watch it, I'm running low on dramahol"