peruvian plumber

The act of shoving an avocado up your partner's asshole and then proceeding to use a toilet plunger to remove it, while eating rocky road ice cream off of their ear.

Me and Shelia just did the Peruvian Plumber, and it was glorious.

kansas city creampie

The process of cumming so hard in one's mouth, that it comes out of their nose

I just gave her a Kansas City Creampie, it was intense.

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