The distance, up your back and over the top of your head, from your bunghole to your belly button.
Rhymes with the word, âOrange.â
âDude, I just measured my Strorange, and itâs 7 feet, 6 inchesâ¦.am I supposed to measure all the way to my weiner?
Whining about something that is unfair, really unfair, the most unfair of all unfairs, when itâs actually the truth.
Dude 1: âI just got fucked over. Itâs unfair.â
Dude2: âYou had an affair with a porn star, you lie at every opportunity, youâre a complete crook in business, youâre a megalomaniac and a sociopath. Quit your Trumping.â
Dude 1: âWharâs Trumping?â
Dude 2: ââThe new definition for whining, check out Websters.â
Trumpinium-A gelatinous orange-tinted mass, often mistaken for a solid blockhead-like metal , but is actually a seething, narcissistic, and infantile groups of spineless, gutless cells. Often mistaken for Dipshitinium, and molecularly similar to Jimjordaninium. Trumpinium and Jimjordaninium are particularly useless, and have no purpose. Both are considered poisonous to humanity and should be discarded.
(Two scientists, each peering through microscopes. One looks up, staring into space for a moment.)
Scientist #1: âFuck!, I found some more Trumpinium.â
Scientist #2: âShhh, donât tell anyone. You know how anything it touches turns to shit. I found some Jimjordaninium yesterday, and I just flushed it.â
An immediate, immense bowel of such proportions that you lose all sense of reality momentarily. Not to be confused with a, âSeat Snapper,â which is of denser consistency.
Friend: âDude, come out of it! Dude! Dude! Are you okay?
Crapper: âMan, it was a Crappening....Iâm okay now. Whew!