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The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.
Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.
Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.
Annelise can't get a boner unless she gets unless I give her a Dutch Oven these days.
The phenomenon that occurs when a woman named Annelise says "If he masterbates in his own home, I'm calling the police"