Dutch Oven

Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.

Annelise can't get a boner unless she gets unless I give her a Dutch Oven these days.

FartMomma

The phenomenon that occurs when a woman named Annelise says "If he masterbates in his own home, I'm calling the police"

Damn, she's a true FartMomma