Dog

A great companion that is fluffy and has amazing paws but when you two get a little closer, I’d say after haven’t got two years, you two kick things off and have sex under the moon lit covers then things get intense and your neighbor walks in on yours two fucking when he sees it he calls the police but you’re like oh shit please god no it’s not what it looks like but then your neighbor says oh fuck I was calling the cops so I could get their permission to fuck with you and I want to get front if you don’t mind but then you say no go fuck my cat Instead but then the neighbor gets jealous and and grabs the sword and slices your dick off so you can’t fuck the dog anymore and takes the dog by the sneaky big red and sticks it in his butt hole but the neighbor ain’t having none of that and your remember that you left the stove on so you grab the pan on the stove and press it against his dick and the neighbor screams so you screams and after all this the dog gets adopted

I love my dog

6👍 12👎

Homosexual

When you have a certain sexual preference and you are naturally attracted to black females and want to have unconditional sex with them but then the parents find out and beat the fuck out of the homosexual for it but then a man named Braedan steps in and saves the day

Homosexual

1👍 13👎

Austin Davis

A stupid dirty whore who likes to penetrate bitches like they ain’t no tomorrow he haddddd a big dick but it got amputated cause he fucked someone to much and then he switched genders so sex could be easy for him and then he got a new replacement dick he eats shit shits shit loves shit hates shit dawgs shit scoops shit eats shit for breakfast and bounces on big booty black bitches like he ain’t got nothing to look forward too and he also like turd and Apple smoothies

Fuck me hard Austin Davis

1👍 1👎