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A drive by is to fart or shart when walking by someone.
Person 1: why the crap did you just do a drive by.
Person 2: because I can and you gotta admit that was funny.
Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.
Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.
Fart tuitous means when a rich person farts.
*fart* oopsie daisies I may have just fart tuitous.