Referring to a person named Tom who works at McDonaldâs or someone named Tom that is a McDonaldâs junkie
When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you donât have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.
The study of people named Tom or Eltomo
Nah, I canât come over today bro I have to study for my Eltomology test next week.
I have to get home and study for my eltomology test tomorrow.
The ability to fart in different languages.
Hey bro Iâm biFartual in Spanish and English
The ability to fart in different languages.
Hey bro I are you biFartual I couldâve swore I heard you fart in Spanish.