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"THE SIMS 3 IS BEAUTIFUL, ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T AGREE CAN GO DIE--"
The Sims 3 is an addition to Will Wright's The Sims series, minus Will Wright. As with the previous games, it's a life simulation game which lets you control little people...
These 'little people', unlike their predecessors, are rather bland yet clichéd. Bland because of they're repetitive. Clichéd because of the new personality 'Traits' system ('Evil' Sims cackle madly, for example. Would sound funny and caricatured at first, however trust me, it gets old. They will repeat this at least 20 times a 'Sim' day.)
Not even your Sims' appearance can be interesting, thanks to their new bubbleheads. To change their faces even in the approximate way you want them to look, you might as well spend days.
Now, with the removal of the Body Shop (a tool that came with The Sims 2 to allow you to create and edit genetics in the game), it's even harder to create unique and interesting content. Every time you download a game patch, you have to wait for a patch for your favourite hairstyles and hacks.
Another bad move courtesy of EA is the premade Stepford. I was perfectly happy creating my own dystopia, with its towering buildings, slaves, rebels and SECRET BLOODY POLICE. Now they come along and say "Don't worry, in The Sims 3 you'll have a new town to play with, it's called Sunset Valley and nothing interesting happens."
I would love to praise the new 'open neighbourhood', but why bother for such a mediocre game?
The Sims 3 is an amazing new game. With your own little Stepford to clog up your hard drive, now you can quickly and easily bore yourself to death!
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Under the name P!nk, Alecia Moore is one of the more preferred music choices of 'younger' poserpunks and similar, at least since Avril Lavigne went all cheerleader on us.
She is actually quite a good singer, and her music seems to be the most interesting thing in pop today. At least she tries to be herself.
I saw P!nk live in concert last night.
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A moronic, hateful Wikipedia-style site revolving around memes, porn, and how every other site on the internet is 'gay' and/or 'unfunny'.
Anyone can edit ED, though it seems meaningless as the articles seem like they've all been written by a 13-year-old in a permanent state of nerd rage, sort of like someone trying to be like someone trying to be like Charlie Brooker. Every single article is apparently required to include 'fucktard' or 'faggotry' (preferrably both), repeated as many times as possible.
ED is also CONTROVERSIAL; as it seems these wannabes have thought of this: "Omg! Racism and homophobia will get me noticed! It's so NONCONFORMIST!"
At the present time, there seems to be only one article in Encyclopedia Dramatica that's somewhat accurate - the article for My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie.
(But to be fair, flaming IS encouraged on that!)
Encyclopedia Dramatica articles are just a load of insults stringed together in a sad attempt to sound funny.
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