leg up

When someone purposely avoids consuming alcohol in order to stay sober enough to impress women and hopefully win over the affections of a woman; the woman will look upon the male friends of this person as simply uncouth drunkards!

Hey Soup Can, why don't you try drinking that beer instead of nursing it; everyone in this house is sick and tired of you getting a leg up night after night and stealing our pussy!

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Tartoofala

Extreme variation of the oofala; sometimes shortened to "tartoof"

That lime green lesiure suit is the tartoofala!

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dubs

Bar slang for "a double," an extra stiff drink.

Hey Kiran, stop trying to get with the Titty Mongrel and pour me a dubs scotch!

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