sailing for cock

sailing for cock

v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock

This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.

Emily was sailing for cock last night, but luckily captain Buckalas was there to give it to her.

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Slapping The Clown

Jocular coinage for male masturbation...

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...

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