Tenderism

Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.

Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*

Tenderbal

By Definition: It is the ONE & ONLY religious script that all tenderverse residents use and worship by. Tenders WILL know if you miss a single day of Tendership.

Bobby Joe JR. (tiny ahh child resident) "I wanted to be aborted"
Mommy (fellow resident): "The Tenderbal says otherwise"
Tenders: *is watching them at all times*

THE Brain Hole

By definition, it's the place that Tenders throws your brain when you have had bad idea.

Mom: "my child deserves to work in SHIEN"
Tenders: "You're going into the brain hole"
Tenders: *throws brain in hole*