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Using your bra as a storage device, i.e. Trapping items in your rack. Also a bra pocket that holds essentials in your bra.
I stuffed my emergency cash and identification in my Racktrap when I went out for a run so I could either buy a water or have my body identified if I keeled over.
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The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).
Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.
When someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away
On the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.
When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.
Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.
When you experience the loss of a loved one and drown your sorrow by going on a shopping binge.
When her mom died, Debra went grief shopping and accumulated three pair of Louboutin platforms and two Gucci bags in an attempt to spend the grief away.
When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.
When Danielâs father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.
Pronounced cock-kee-oh-kee. Doing karaoke (singing) while giving a blowjob, with the vibrations adding an extra sensation to the BJ. Sometimes accompanied by holding the penis as. Microphone for effect.
Bernadette gave her husband a cockeoke blowjob, prompting him to say "don't talk with your mouth full."